Gmail jokes

Ok thanks to Dave for this joke


Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

best i can do. i would really appreciate if you sent me a gmail account. any favor you need that i can do over the internet i would be happy to do. I go to a school in which there is no email service set up for us students. and i have to use my friends email to send school documents and projects back and forth from my house to school. So it would be very helpful to have a gmail account.

Thanks Dave I sent a gmail to your hotmail account, you haven't activated it yet so let me know if there is some problem or you didn't get it.